Okay, so maybe I have a crush on Stephen Colbert. I can think of no better comedian to have a crush on (Tina Fey would maybe be a good alternative). Colbert is both hilarious and brilliant. I really want him to actually run for president. I mean, it might be a disaster if he won, but he would add so much to the race. Things like he added a little over a year ago, when he testified before Congress. And he destroyed them.
Here's his brilliant opening statement:
But here's the really brilliant part. This may be the one time he's ever broken character in front of a camera, but it's incredibly touching: